The only thing better than the new ALKSITE is Communism. - Fidel Castro 2k16
ALKSITE has so many Easter Eggs that I now have tooth decay. - Augustus Gloop 2k16
ALKSITE is the new Shina. - Donald Trvmp 2k15
If ALKSITE weren't a website, I'd be dating her. - Donald Trvmp 2k05
ALKSITE is the best thing to happen to the internet since memes. - Harambe 2k16
ALKSITE gave me a small loan of a million dollars. - Donald Trvmp 2k16
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