DOCTOR X ANSWERS #6

Dear Beloved Fans,
I am afraid that I have spent most of my Easter, and last week in Antarctica, observing incestuous relationships within a population of Emperor Penguins. I was set to return two weeks ago, by my crew was attacked by a rabid polar bear, killing Jon Jonnathon, and Jon John Jonathon. However, we were saved by a Japenese whaling ship, which kindly took us aboard, at the relatively low-cost of a kidney per head, but I digress. 

Your Son asks:
When is the Art Homework for 7Y1 due? Please reply ASAP. Your son who is IMMORTAL. (#mwahahahahah)?


Doctor X replies:
Thou fool, I refuse to answer such a question, for it was your incompetence that forgot when your homework was due in, and hence forth you shall suffer the consequences of your stupidity. 




Joe Gibson asks:
I don't know where I am.


Doctor X replies:
My sources tell me that you are in South Wimbledon.



? asks:
What's 9+10?

Doctor X replies:
19.



My name is Teddy asks:
What is my real name?

Doctor X replies:
Arthur.



Theo asks:
Excuse me what's Quantum theory

Doctor X replies:


Quantum theory is an umbrella term for a series of discoveries made in the 20th century.

Basically, in the 1920s everyone in physics was happy because Niels Bohr had (pretty) successfully described the spectrum of hydrogen. He said that electrons had elliptical orbits, BUT didn't have anything substantial to back these assumptions up (which pissed some people off). Other people weren't happy because Bohr did NOT describe the spectrum of larger atoms nor did he explain varying spectral line intensity (and apparent double lines that were popping up everywhere).

Therefore, physicists decided to radically alter their ideas and come up with mind-numbing (and often utterly pointless) theories based upon more assumptions than homoeopathic medicine.