DOCTOR X ANSWERS #7

Dear faithful followers,

With End of Years a Tiffin Girls fast approaching, I have dedicated what little time I have to answer the following. Enjoy.



James May asks: 
HI krowemoh yrotsih stahw. R|E|P|L|Y A~S~A~P


Doctor X replies: 
I know how much History matters to you, but may I remind you that there is a homework page that answers questions just like this - asking Doctor X will not guarantee neither a quicker nor more accurate response.




LOL asks: 
Archimedes 2: Bone vs stone

Doctor X replies: 
The new curriculum is total  b******* (make what you wish of that); physics isn't meant to be fun.



Odinson asks:
Who dares speak in such a manner to my father, Odin's, creations, the humans? I will rend them in half! Answer me!!!!!!!!

Doctor X replies: 
Bäste herr Odinson, jag ber om ursäkt till din far men har du inte sett människor? 




Bobbbb asks:
What is my real name and where am I from????????????????

Doctor X replies: 
It would be improper for me to reveal your name and address, oh young Feltham-dwelling, Virgin Media-watching one.



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Are you gay blad?


Doctor X replies: 
You aren't even aware of my gender. The fact that you are asking this perhaps implies that you are a homophobic Tiffin Boy living in the outer reaches of London on a BT internet connection.



qed asks:
what is a question?

Doctor X replies:
A question refers to a linguistic expression used to make a request for information, or the request made using such an expression. I would like to thank you - this has been my first proper question in years, Quod Erat Demonstrandum.