BANTA COMMANDMENTS

Please submit your Banterous Commandment

Think of Some Banterous Commandments And Put It In The Comments.

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Commandment #1: You shalth spell 'banter' as banta unless referring to witty banter.
Commandment #2: Everyone has a 21% share of the Banta Club because of maths.
Commandment #3: The 21st of March (the most banterous month) shall be declared the Official Birthday of Banta because of maths.
Commandment #4: Mathematics is based upon the fundamental fact that 9+10=21.
Commandment #5: Banta 'o clock is 12:00 pm.
Commandment #6: Witty banter must only be performed at banta o' clock on weekdays.
Commandment #7: You cannot join the Banta Club, you hath to realise that you are in it.
Commandment #8: The '#' symbol is called the banterliciousnessofawesomenesstag.
Commandment #9: You shall not use the word 'banta' in vain, that is, wrongly use it.
Commandment #10: You shalth not give false banter, that is, real banter.